Let me introduce to you the "beverage burglar," Lukas Nelson.
He's been wandering around this town as a wanted criminal for years.He appropriately acquired this nickname through his countless guilty actions. He works best undercover as an innocent little boy. He typically finds the large crowds, mixes in, then goes in for the kill. He is sly, and works alone. Just when you feel a little thirsty and go to grab your cup from the table, you realize it is empty. You've been struck, you are a victim. It doesn't matter if he knows you or not. He also responds to "Cool Hand Luke."
Caught in the action. Dad's water.
This is your official warning: Watch Your Drink!
Hold it at all times if you must.